New Rules of Engagement

Can't take credit for this one but... LOL.  (Almost too true to be funny!)

This comes from Breitbart.   The author is 'nberlanga'   

New rules of engagement for our troops in the field.

1.) When you see a bloodthirsty terrorist, bend over and grab your ankles.

2.) Offer him your lunch.

3.) Remind him that you have great values.

4.) Remind him how much Obama loves him.

5.) Remind him how much you love him.

6.) Offer to cut your own head off, so as to not get blood on his mandress.